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8 Responses to “Jack, you need to listen to us. Please read the forums!”
I have some info for jack that might be interesting~
Gil Perez
There have been many alleged accounts of teleportation. One of the best known is said to have occurred on the evening of October 24, 1593, to Gil Perez.
A Guardia Civil, Gil Perez, is said to have appeared suddenly in a confused state in the Plaza Mayor of Mexico City, wearing the uniform of a Philippine regiment. He claimed that moments before finding himself in Mexico he had been on sentry duty in Manila at the governor’s palace. He admitted that while he was aware that he was no longer in the Philippines, he had no idea where he was or how he came to be there. He said the governor, Don Gomez Perez Dasmariñas, had been assassinated.
When it was explained to him that he was now in Mexico City, Perez refused to believe it saying that he had received his orders on the morning of October 23 in Manila Philippines and that it was therefore impossible for him to be in Mexico City on the evening of the 24th. The authorities placed Perez in jail, as a deserter and for the possibility that he may have been in the service of Satan. The Most Holy Tribunal of the Inquisition questioned the soldier, but all he could say in his defense was that he had traveled from Manila to Mexico “in less time than it takes a cock to crow”.
Two months later, news from the Philippines arrived by Manila Galleon, confirming the fact of the literal axing on October 23 of Dasmariñas in a mutiny of Chinese rowers, as well as other points of the mysterious soldier’s fantastic story. Witnesses confirmed that Gil Perez had indeed been on duty in Manila just before arriving in Mexico. Furthermore, one of the passengers on the ship recognized Perez and swore that he had seen him in the Philippines on October 23. Gil Perez eventually returned to the Philippines and took up his former position as a palace guard, living thenceforth an apparently uneventful life.
This account has received wide circulation, but historian Mike Dash notes that there are some problems with the story which call its accuracy into question. Perhaps most importantly, he notes that the earliest extant accounts of Perez’s mysterious disappearance date from more than a century after the supposed events. Though Perez was supposedly held for some time on suspicion of witchcraft, no records of his imprisonment or interrogation have been found.
… the most holy tribunal they are speaking of is from the Spanish Inquisition of Mexico the problem with this is that the Spanish inquisition was run by the roman catholic church which to this day still has paladins for some weird reason their duties are only described as judicial(making judgment calls) and administrative(watching over others) my only point is that if you have a paladin following you and they still are granted the same powers by the roman catholic church(which has eyes in every corner of the planet and its hands elbow deep in every political movement in the US) you might want to watch you teleportation!
I did some other research and I believe that what you are doing is considered controlled jumping what Perez experienced was an anomaly in the jumping process that is called a Wince… which from what I could find in the ridiculously old books in the back of the library was a one time occurrence in the life of a semi-jump able person… from what the book said its uncontrollable and it occurs at random… I have a theory that jumpers have an ability that manifests and controls the same conditions that occur in the Bermuda triangle causing many ships to just vanish into seemingly thin air.
Be carefull jack from what i’ve learned today i believe palidins are people that have power and resourses.
January 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
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January 16th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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January 17th, 2008 at 8:12 am
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January 17th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I have some info for jack that might be interesting~
Gil Perez
There have been many alleged accounts of teleportation. One of the best known is said to have occurred on the evening of October 24, 1593, to Gil Perez.
A Guardia Civil, Gil Perez, is said to have appeared suddenly in a confused state in the Plaza Mayor of Mexico City, wearing the uniform of a Philippine regiment. He claimed that moments before finding himself in Mexico he had been on sentry duty in Manila at the governor’s palace. He admitted that while he was aware that he was no longer in the Philippines, he had no idea where he was or how he came to be there. He said the governor, Don Gomez Perez Dasmariñas, had been assassinated.
When it was explained to him that he was now in Mexico City, Perez refused to believe it saying that he had received his orders on the morning of October 23 in Manila Philippines and that it was therefore impossible for him to be in Mexico City on the evening of the 24th. The authorities placed Perez in jail, as a deserter and for the possibility that he may have been in the service of Satan. The Most Holy Tribunal of the Inquisition questioned the soldier, but all he could say in his defense was that he had traveled from Manila to Mexico “in less time than it takes a cock to crow”.
Two months later, news from the Philippines arrived by Manila Galleon, confirming the fact of the literal axing on October 23 of Dasmariñas in a mutiny of Chinese rowers, as well as other points of the mysterious soldier’s fantastic story. Witnesses confirmed that Gil Perez had indeed been on duty in Manila just before arriving in Mexico. Furthermore, one of the passengers on the ship recognized Perez and swore that he had seen him in the Philippines on October 23. Gil Perez eventually returned to the Philippines and took up his former position as a palace guard, living thenceforth an apparently uneventful life.
This account has received wide circulation, but historian Mike Dash notes that there are some problems with the story which call its accuracy into question. Perhaps most importantly, he notes that the earliest extant accounts of Perez’s mysterious disappearance date from more than a century after the supposed events. Though Perez was supposedly held for some time on suspicion of witchcraft, no records of his imprisonment or interrogation have been found.
… the most holy tribunal they are speaking of is from the Spanish Inquisition of Mexico the problem with this is that the Spanish inquisition was run by the roman catholic church which to this day still has paladins for some weird reason their duties are only described as judicial(making judgment calls) and administrative(watching over others) my only point is that if you have a paladin following you and they still are granted the same powers by the roman catholic church(which has eyes in every corner of the planet and its hands elbow deep in every political movement in the US) you might want to watch you teleportation!
I did some other research and I believe that what you are doing is considered controlled jumping what Perez experienced was an anomaly in the jumping process that is called a Wince… which from what I could find in the ridiculously old books in the back of the library was a one time occurrence in the life of a semi-jump able person… from what the book said its uncontrollable and it occurs at random… I have a theory that jumpers have an ability that manifests and controls the same conditions that occur in the Bermuda triangle causing many ships to just vanish into seemingly thin air.
Be carefull jack from what i’ve learned today i believe palidins are people that have power and resourses.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
JAck posted another video. The Paladin is back… and I think he’s gonna try something stupid.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:18 am
How are we going to help Jack?!
I don’t want to see him hurt!!!
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